Relax -like forever

Superwife, "I need a vacation, from life."

Turtle, "That comes at the end."

Superwife, "I saw that coming as soon as I said it. Really though, I need a long one."

Turtle, "Don't worry, it's permanent."

Superwife, "Look! A door. I'll just walk into it!"

Turtle, "How's that vacation coming along?"

She turned me into a newt! ....It got better...

For those who may have missed my subliminal message of comedy lurking within my political strife;

Archives?

What? Not only have I had a blog for several months without losing interest, but I've actually been posting. I actually have archives! I'm amazed at my own tenacity, or lack of outdoor hobbies. Not only am I amazed at myself, I'm amazed with you. You're obviously just as bored as me!! Some people have actually linked to me.

I haven't felt this special since I helped organize our 10 year reunion and never got any credit for it (not that I'm bitter at all....f ing cheerleaders.). Seriously, I ran an alumni website for several years, tracked people down, and set up an online registration and payment form for the ASB class prez, and when she stood to make a speech at the reunion, thanked about 8 other people (Okay, maybe a little bitter).

Which reminds me, I need to set that website back up. I used to host several sites, and they all got wiped by my web hosting provider about a year and a half ago, but that's a much longer story. The point is, I really need to set that site back up because it was fun seeing all of the students reconnect and hear their stories. But I won't leave you. I could never turn my back on all 3 faithful readers....