<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064</id><updated>2008-08-19T17:28:03.694-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Turtle Pond</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>40</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2891611870873557791</id><published>2008-08-19T16:46:00.006-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-19T17:28:03.740-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Random crap (this one's for you, lughead!)</title><summary type='text'>Baby turtles go out to eat before swimming

Nobody wants collection of 3 Million records  (are we really surprised?)
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?Mix Turtle!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/random-crap-this-ones-for-you-lughead.html' title='Random crap (this one&apos;s for you, lughead!)'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2891611870873557791' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2891611870873557791'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2891611870873557791'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-9181015856195126791</id><published>2008-08-15T20:26:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T21:03:30.584-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cuteness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='messy'/><title type='text'>Cuteness, messiness, and eew!</title><summary type='text'>The next three pictures will get progressively worse, depending on how easily you are disturbed. It will, however, reveal something about me you probably didn't know.


1. Apparently, even dogs blink when you snap the shutter.




2. Lasagna is still too fun to contain.




 3. Turtles and chopsaws don't mix.



I told you so. The dude in the car was just trying to be like me.

Anyways, it's been</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/cuteness-messiness-and-ewww.html' title='Cuteness, messiness, and eew!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=9181015856195126791' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9181015856195126791'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9181015856195126791'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-5239192352100235945</id><published>2008-08-10T17:00:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-10T17:00:02.588-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Remember what mom told you.........</title><summary type='text'>Man's Arm Severely Injured When Car Brushes Against PoleUnfortunate, and odd.</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/remember-what-mom-told-you.html' title='Remember what mom told you.........'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=5239192352100235945' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5239192352100235945'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5239192352100235945'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-6862874355862248933</id><published>2008-08-09T18:59:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:33:29.175-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tools'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='electrical'/><title type='text'>Greatest drill bits EVER!</title><summary type='text'>

Normally, we have to get pretty pissed about something in order to blog about it, right? I'm attempting to turn the tide and actually blog about something positive (besides the generic NyQuil - sweet, sweet, non-congested angel of sleep!). I picked up 4 of these drill bits on Amazon a couple weeks ago when I was in a shopping frenzy:
http://www.amazon.com/WoodOwl-03807-Tri-Cut-18-Inch-Chipper/</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/greatest-drill-bits-ever.html' title='Greatest drill bits EVER!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=6862874355862248933' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/6862874355862248933'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/6862874355862248933'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-8872765701091136999</id><published>2008-08-09T16:46:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:35:59.310-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='home'/><title type='text'>Speaking of quality building...</title><summary type='text'>I've ranted before about how bad our house is, but I realized today that nobody out there understands the degree of poor craftsmanship involved. Now granted, the main problems are;
The house is oldThe house is on a poor foundation which itself rests on hydraulic clay (that expands and contracts with, um, copious amounts of rain).The house is single wall construction There's very little drywall or</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/speaking-of-quality-building.html' title='Speaking of quality building...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=8872765701091136999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/8872765701091136999'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/8872765701091136999'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-7036061743561015282</id><published>2008-08-09T13:18:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:37:48.365-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bored'/><title type='text'>Pathetic...</title><summary type='text'>Which in case you're wondering, is how I handle having a nasty cold. So bad I had to break out the generic Safeway brand NyQuil on its ass. That slowed it down, but it continues to punch back. Waaaa. I'm ready for my nap.</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/pathetic.html' title='Pathetic...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=7036061743561015282' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/7036061743561015282'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/7036061743561015282'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2380492467648915504</id><published>2008-08-02T18:17:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:36:15.212-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computers'/><title type='text'>Time to detox my computer</title><summary type='text'>I came home today to find that my wife had been perusing the web on my rig. No big deal. She has her own computer, but mine is usually running or more convenient. What I found was very disturbing though. Many, many searches for "pink beanbags." Apparently, she has some decoration ideas for our (~18 month old)  daughter's room. Ugh. Pink already? Yet again I will be condemned to the "pink" isle at</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/time-to-detox-my-computer.html' title='Time to detox my computer'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2380492467648915504' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2380492467648915504'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2380492467648915504'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2480060829794875035</id><published>2008-08-01T21:31:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T21:59:07.844-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gripes'/><title type='text'>I told you so</title><summary type='text'>Anyone who works with computers long enough knows that you have to make backups. Backups of everything. Backups of backups. I was up until about 3AM the other night trying to get my gallery running right again. My control panel, like most computers or programs I come into contact with, was having issues and although I tried, it would not properly back up my albums. So, when I lost my patience and</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/08/i-told-you-so.html' title='I told you so'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2480060829794875035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2480060829794875035'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2480060829794875035'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-8605632811534088585</id><published>2008-07-30T23:00:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:37:25.159-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computers'/><title type='text'>Sigh</title><summary type='text'>Messing with the website. And by messing with it I do mean probably screwing it up.....</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/sigh.html' title='Sigh'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=8605632811534088585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/8605632811534088585'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/8605632811534088585'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-9045133547912139581</id><published>2008-07-27T19:13:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T20:17:34.162-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Day at the fair</title><summary type='text'>Things in Hawaii are, a little different. You think you know this already and are prepared for most things, but sometimes you come across stuff and say, "What?!" For instance, most places have county fairs, which have a small carnival, competitions, animal auctions, etc, and it lasts for at least a week or two. Since the island of Oahu falls under the "city and county of Honolulu," it's not quite</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/day-at-fair.html' title='Day at the fair'/><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=a07815d676b142f0&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=9045133547912139581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9045133547912139581'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9045133547912139581'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-3349397366048799541</id><published>2008-07-25T20:29:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T21:02:12.445-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Filler</title><summary type='text'>I think of all kinds of great stuff to write about during the day, but I'm human and most is either forgotten or I just can't find the time or effort to post about it by the evening. Those who know me are aware of my infatuation with Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan. There are certainly many other notables, as I really love music, but those two are my top pair. If they ever did a duet I might just, </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/filler.html' title='Filler'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=3349397366048799541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/3349397366048799541'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/3349397366048799541'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-4468093626462909433</id><published>2008-07-20T10:55:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2008-07-20T10:58:38.142-10:00</updated><title type='text'>They're after me...</title><summary type='text'>
I think I'll go hide in my shell somewhere....

Turtle found slaughtered   A group dedicated to protecting the sea creatures identifies the mutilated carcass </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/theyre-after-me.html' title='They&apos;re after me...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=4468093626462909433' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/4468093626462909433'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/4468093626462909433'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-9211296819763419001</id><published>2008-07-19T23:45:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-07-20T00:24:37.078-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Once again my control-freakishness bites me</title><summary type='text'>After probably over a year of voyeuristic trolling my good friend Gina's blog, I got tired of leaving semi-anonymous responses and started up my own blogger account. Being the ultra customizer that I am, I couldn't just do a normal blog though. Nope, I jumped head-first into hosting the blog on my own website/server. So far the only major benefit has been that I can show you really huge pictures </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/once-again-my-control-freakishness.html' title='Once again my control-freakishness bites me'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=9211296819763419001' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9211296819763419001'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/9211296819763419001'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2615589424282117969</id><published>2008-07-15T21:54:00.005-10:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T22:34:06.027-10:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm back, and I can read!!</title><summary type='text'>I just flew my little 10-year-old chatterbox back home to Kentucky, and after an enormous sigh of relief, the house suddenly feels a little empty. Since the 1 year old goes "night-night" around 7:00, I now have the evenings back to goof off briefly before collapsing in my bed from work/life induced exhaustion. But first I have to finish my book.

Let me preface this. I used to read like a banshee</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/07/im-back-and-i-can-read.html' title='I&apos;m back, and I can read!!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2615589424282117969' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2615589424282117969'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2615589424282117969'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2251768749629958435</id><published>2008-06-30T21:51:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T21:55:53.178-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Just when I thought I was happy being Agnostic....</title><summary type='text'>I go and read a bunch of crap about Humanists

http://www.religioustolerance.org/humanism1.htm

As if I needed another label..... (You'd think 'turtle' would be all-encompassing enough!)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/just-when-i-thought-i-was-happy-being.html' title='Just when I thought I was happy being Agnostic....'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2251768749629958435' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2251768749629958435'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2251768749629958435'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-5721503129885292642</id><published>2008-06-27T22:10:00.005-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-27T22:46:58.322-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='link whoring'/><title type='text'>New found music love</title><summary type='text'>I used to have "lifetime upgrades" and a yearly subscription to MusicMatch Jukebox and MusicMatch radio. I used it not only for the Jukebox, but for all of my online radio listening. It was a great product, but slowly became stagnant after being bought out by Yahoo! Music. I didn't care for that too much. I didn't like the deletion of some of their best features and having every aspect of my </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/new-found-music-love.html' title='New found music love'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=5721503129885292642' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5721503129885292642'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5721503129885292642'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-7729974368187060621</id><published>2008-06-24T18:38:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T18:41:19.868-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Time Warner loves my dogs</title><summary type='text'>Another remote, another $10....



















I believe this is number 4</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/time-warner-loves-my-dogs.html' title='Time Warner loves my dogs'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=7729974368187060621' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/7729974368187060621'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/7729974368187060621'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-1348967243095966304</id><published>2008-06-18T21:43:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2008-08-09T19:37:25.160-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sarcasm'/><title type='text'>She turned me into a newt! ....It got better...</title><summary type='text'>For those who may have missed my subliminal message of comedy lurking within my political strife;

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/she-turned-me-into-newt-it-got-better.html' title='She turned me into a newt! ....It got better...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=1348967243095966304' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1348967243095966304'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1348967243095966304'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-2441191000092633838</id><published>2008-06-16T23:25:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T00:05:24.685-10:00</updated><title type='text'>I guess I'm liberal</title><summary type='text'>Recently someone called me "very liberal" on my stance that homosexuals should be allowed to get married (seriously people, how is it going to hurt you?). Liberal? Really? That's rather sad. We may be a nation with a majority of Christians, but that does not mean that our laws should be based explicitly from the Bible. You don't complain when Atheists are forced into a religious ritual like </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/i-guess-im-liberal.html' title='I guess I&apos;m liberal'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=2441191000092633838' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2441191000092633838'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/2441191000092633838'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-1383184253258090438</id><published>2008-06-11T16:50:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T17:41:18.850-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gripes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><title type='text'>I'm back, and I feel the same</title><summary type='text'>Our trip to San Diego was fun overall. I spent two days doing tenant improvements on our rental there, and Sunday we celebrated my wife's 30th birthday with a big surprise party, so I didn't get to get out and do, well, anything. That's not so much of a gripe though. We all got to spend time with the in-laws including my daughter's cousin. Contrary to pop culture, I actually really like all of my</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/im-back-and-i-feel-same.html' title='I&apos;m back, and I feel the same'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=1383184253258090438' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1383184253258090438'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1383184253258090438'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-1917851363337752884</id><published>2008-06-03T21:36:00.002-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T21:41:43.201-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Short Hiatus</title><summary type='text'>We're headed to the mainland (not "The States." Hawaii is not only a state, it is the southernmost state, so how the continental US is the "lower 48" is beyond me...) for a few days for a family get-together. I'll have computer access, but I don't want to be attached to it (too badly). I'll see about posting some good stories upon my return. If I can't, then all you'll get will be bad stories.  ;p</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/short-hiatus.html' title='Short Hiatus'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=1917851363337752884' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1917851363337752884'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/1917851363337752884'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-5238617995403151565</id><published>2008-06-02T22:06:00.001-10:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T21:15:53.769-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silliness'/><title type='text'>Oldie but goodie</title><summary type='text'>It's a spoof, but still hilarious. Bambulance!


</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/06/oldie-but-goodie.html' title='Oldie but goodie'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=5238617995403151565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5238617995403151565'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/5238617995403151565'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-84160589810482899</id><published>2008-05-31T08:31:00.005-10:00</published><updated>2008-05-31T17:37:06.672-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cuteness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silliness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kids'/><title type='text'>I don't do hair</title><summary type='text'>
Nothing new to those who know me in real life. I've always gotten my hair cut in styles that allowed me to run a comb through it once in the morning and leave it alone. I get lost when it comes to my girls though. I'll admit it, when they spend time with just me, they don't enjoy the benefits of high fashion. We do have plenty of fun though. Today we had some time for dress up.


And, since </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/05/i-dont-do-hair.html' title='I don&apos;t do hair'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=84160589810482899' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/84160589810482899'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/84160589810482899'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-3728163202325399881</id><published>2008-05-30T22:25:00.004-10:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T22:39:56.896-10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bored'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sarcasm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gripes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><title type='text'>Archives?</title><summary type='text'>What? Not only have I had a blog for several months without losing interest, but I've actually been posting. I actually have archives! I'm amazed at my own tenacity, or lack of outdoor hobbies. Not only am I amazed at myself, I'm amazed with you. You're obviously just as bored as me!! Some people have actually linked to me.

I haven't felt this special since I helped organize our 10 year reunion </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/05/archives.html' title='Archives?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=3728163202325399881' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/3728163202325399881'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/3728163202325399881'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4501871729197967064.post-466106516957616156</id><published>2008-05-27T22:51:00.003-10:00</published><updated>2008-05-27T23:06:31.363-10:00</updated><title type='text'>Meet....Me!</title><summary type='text'>
I realized that my profile picture isn't the easiest to decipher, and many of you don't know me in "real life." My photo gallery is having issues, so here's a crappy webcam picture to help!

Fluorescent lamps do wonders at almost 11 PM.




And here's that profile picture in all its two-dogs-and-a-turtle-napping glory:



















And quite literally the only picture I have of myself from</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/2008/05/meetme.html' title='Meet....Me!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4501871729197967064&amp;postID=466106516957616156' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rebturtle.com/blog/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/466106516957616156'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4501871729197967064/posts/default/466106516957616156'/><author><name>rebturtle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00323150995310258997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry></feed>